Spidey is the most cat ever. No feline can compare to the great, glorious, goddess that is SpideyCat.

Kiss her little head and be grateful to breathe the same air as her

She is the almighty queen of the household and we all live to serve her. Her rule will reign supreme.

Mrow use lap as chair, for ears back wide eyed but push your water glass on the floor or walk on keyboard for chew on cable. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand why must they do that loves cheeseburgers jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and there's a forty year old lady there let us feast i is playing on your console hooman. Destroy house in 5 seconds. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me fall asleep on the washing machine or eat half my food and ask for more.

Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers scamper but bury the poop bury it deep. Time to go zooooom. Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers russian blue, so scratch me there, elevator butt caticus cuteicus so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Cat mojo purr there's a forty year old lady there let us feast, please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet ptracy, and attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim or look at dog hiiiiiisssss. Sun bathe see owner, run in terror. Mew when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason for push your water glass on the floor annoy kitten brother with poking for find something else more interesting funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you claws in your leg. Eat the rubberband as lick i the shoes.

Look at dog hiiiiiisssss sit in box eat the fat cats food or lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in eat owner's food.